Jordgasm

Noun; an explosion of extreme nerdiness, similar to an orgasm, can also occur when dreaming about waterfall sex and staring at clouds. This usually happens after one plays Magic: The Gathering, reads Japanese comics, and watches Anime. A "Jordgasm" may also occur when one jams out on the bass guitar. This may also be used as an extremely annoying nickname to call someone named "Jordan"

Bob: I heard Jim went to that Magic: The Gathering convention.
Tom: Yeah, I was there. He was so excited he had a Jordgasm.

Hey! What's going on Jordgasm?

by thejordgasm December 19, 2011

Jorgasmic

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.

WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!

by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011

Jorgasm

When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"

"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"

by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

Jordasm

1:a orgasm given by a person named jordan
2:a really hot chick

OMG!! i just had an jordasm

by Jordasm January 3, 2008

Jorgasm

When a person with the name Jordan gives you as orgasm.

Quanita responded, "Ohh gurl, I jorgasmed eight times last night."

by LilWizBIGiCeKiD July 30, 2016

Jorgasm

A joke-orgasm, when finished having this joke orgasm you inform your partner you were just joking.

Chick-"Oh god, Oh god, OOOHHHHH GGGGOOOODDD!!! Just kidding, that was faked."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."

by NickA27 March 11, 2010