Johny Apple Seed
Johny Apple Seed by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006
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Johnny Apple-Seeding
"Hey man, how was your weekend"
"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
Johnny Apple-Seeding by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016
Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place
When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.
Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place by Glen S. May 18, 2006
johny applesteed
johny applesteed by His daddy January 25, 2018
Johnny Appleseed
Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.
Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Johnny Appleseed by AK-Nick July 20, 2009
Johnny Appleseed
A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
Johnny Appleseed by Bolo919 April 13, 2009
Johnny Appleseed
To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
Johnny Appleseed by Darko October 5, 2004
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