Johnocide

The intentional and overzealous slaughter of John.

John pushed me too far so I committed Johnocide and killed him twice

by The Skyentist October 18, 2019

Jonacide

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.

1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)

by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009

joincidence

The fact of two or more things happening by chance, that results someones or somethings to join together.

A : I came across my ex-wife when my plane crashed on the Sahara Desert. She was a member of the rescue team. Well, We recombined together!!

B : What a joincidence!!

by shuxxxy September 11, 2009

jewnocide

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.

The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!

by Cameron G December 26, 2008

Jokeocide

Abusing a joke so much that it becomes completely unfunny anymore and dead

Used to love a good mum joke, until Cam pulled a complete jokeocide on it

by Ya Boy JBoy June 27, 2017

Jenocide

The extermination of all people named Jen, Jenny, Ginny, Jin, Jennifer, Jan, Janice.

Jen dumped me last night I think it's time to start my global jenocide agenda.

by Drake V. January 8, 2009

Joenocide

President Joe Biden and his love to genocide Palestine people.

Kev : Bruh, that was a total massacre. Many innocent civilians life taken. Omg.

Josh: well I am not surprised who did that Joenocide

by Nafees The Dictator November 14, 2023