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Joenocide 

President Joe Biden and his love to genocide Palestine people.
Kev : Bruh, that was a total massacre. Many innocent civilians life taken. Omg.

Josh: well I am not surprised who did that Joenocide
Joenocide by Nafees The Dictator November 14, 2023
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Jonacide 

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)
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joincidence 

The fact of two or more things happening by chance, that results someones or somethings to join together.
A : I came across my ex-wife when my plane crashed on the Sahara Desert. She was a member of the rescue team. Well, We recombined together!!

B : What a joincidence!!
joincidence by shuxxxy September 11, 2009

Johnocide 

The intentional and overzealous slaughter of John.
John pushed me too far so I committed Johnocide and killed him twice
Johnocide by The Skyentist October 18, 2019

jewnocide 

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.
The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!
jewnocide by Cameron G December 26, 2008

Jokeocide 

Abusing a joke so much that it becomes completely unfunny anymore and dead
Used to love a good mum joke, until Cam pulled a complete jokeocide on it
Jokeocide by Ya Boy JBoy June 27, 2017

Jenocide 

The extermination of all people named Jen, Jenny, Ginny, Jin, Jennifer, Jan, Janice.
Jen dumped me last night I think it's time to start my global jenocide agenda.
Jenocide by Drake V. January 8, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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