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Jeanocide 

The act of tearing holes with a sharp or blunt instrument, in any area of a pair of jeans, creating the stupidly fake illusion of being a bad-ass/punk.
1: Hey, nice pair of jeans, are they new?
2: Yeah, but look at them while you can because at skin-thirty I'm committing Jeanocide
Jeanocide by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011
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jealocide 

the killing of another due to jealousy
Thaddeus saw his gal with anotha nigga, jealous, he popped his nine millimeter and gave him the lead. Thaddeus had committed jealocide
jealocide by TwerkingSlothFetus June 23, 2015
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Johnocide 

John pushed me too far so I committed Johnocide and killed him twice
Johnocide by The Skyentist October 18, 2019

jewnocide 

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.
The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!
jewnocide by Cameron G December 26, 2008

Jenocide 

The extermination of all people named Jen, Jenny, Ginny, Jin, Jennifer, Jan, Janice.
Jen dumped me last night I think it's time to start my global jenocide agenda.
Jenocide by Drake V. January 8, 2009

Japanocide 

Killing everything even romotely japanese.
It really sucks that there was a japanocide. i really miss my samsung VCR.
Japanocide by Anonymous October 21, 2003

jeanicide 

Well fitting sexy jeans that you look so good in when wearing them your killing folks. People see you in the jeans and die looking at you.
That girl was walking down the street committing jeanicide and men were dropping like flies.
jeanicide by Sweetsycake July 24, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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