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Jonacide 

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)
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Jonahcide 

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".
Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.
Related Words

Jonascide 

The Destruction of music by the "music" band, Jonas Brothers.
Disney Channel; "New Jonas Brothers in stores..."

Bob; "Oh my god... when will the Jonascide end?"

Jonaside 

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.
Dude, if you performed the act of Jonaside my little sister's life would be over.
Jonaside by Silly_Mel April 21, 2011

jonaidee 

This person likes to ghost someone , doesn't consider anyone's feelings . A coward when it comes to his feelings . He prefers to keep his feelings to himself instead of saying it . But when times of need he'll always be there for you. He's clingy and softhearted once you get close to him . He sometimes act immature and childish but all he needs is love and attention .
Jonaidee , te amo
jonaidee by whitefury November 23, 2021

Commit jobacide 

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement
I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves
Commit jobacide by Big aldo November 30, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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