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jewnocide 

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.
The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!
jewnocide by Cameron G December 26, 2008

Jewnocide 

Genocide by Jews of Palestinians. It's genocide, but it's okay because Jews are doing it.
Israel just killed 3,000 children, but it's okay because it was a Jewnocide.
Jewnocide by Sammy Maguire December 8, 2023
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jewnocide 

When a genocide is committed by Jews.

Background: the genocide by Nazi Germany of Jews, amongst others, has a special term: Holocaust and is specific to Jews. The term implies death by fire, however, the deaths were caused mostly by gasing the victims. The bodies were subsequently cremated.

Jewnocide follows the same definition of Genocide except that it is committed by Jews.
Genocide, from the Greek "race" + -cide refers to the slaughter of a race. The word Jewnocide is different in that it identifies who is committing the genocide.

There is irony that the Jews who teach the world about the horrors of the Holocaust, itself a genocide, are justifying a genocide of their neighbors, Christian and Muslim Palestinians!

Foreground: Current events in Gaza, Palestine are referenced. The bombings targeted, simply everything and everyone: Palestinian civilians of all ages, including doctors, journalists, poets, and teachers, infrastructure including hospitals, schools, residential buildings, churches, mosques, UN facilities and shelters; cutting off food, water, medical supplies and humanitarian assistance: Jewnocide!
Where did the Jewish State of Israel commit jewnocide in 2023? Gaza!?
jewnocide by Ximong December 30, 2023

commit jewicide 

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

jewicide 

In a deathmatch style video game, when a player kills himself in order to prevent you from getting the kill point.
"I would have had the high score that round, but that bastard soldier kept jewiciding himself!!"

"Steve, I swear to God I'm quitting if you jewicide one more time!"
jewicide by CR98 January 14, 2008

jealocide 

the killing of another due to jealousy
Thaddeus saw his gal with anotha nigga, jealous, he popped his nine millimeter and gave him the lead. Thaddeus had committed jealocide
jealocide by TwerkingSlothFetus June 23, 2015

Johnocide 

The intentional and overzealous slaughter of John.
John pushed me too far so I committed Johnocide and killed him twice
Johnocide by The Skyentist October 18, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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