johannson
Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!
johannson by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013
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scarlett johannson
scarlett johannson by warped columbia February 21, 2004
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sue johannson
sue johannson has a show on the oxygen network where she answers hilarious sex questions. She is an elderly woman, which makes watching her show a late-night favorite. Her show features the famous pleasure chest.
sue johannson by dmby.com May 13, 2005
Scarlett Johannson
A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.
Scarlett Johannson by h August 31, 2008
Kai Johnson
A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019
Ron Johnson
Ron Johnson by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020
hippy johnson
A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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