johannsen'd

to obliterate, academically

Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.

johannsen'd by rdp February 14, 2007

Scarlett Johansson'd

An act of masturbating while watching Scarlett Johansson in one of her movies.

Dude 1 : I was just watching Match Point and god i just Scarlett Johansson'd myself.

Dude 2 : Coming from a forever alone guy like you, that was'nt surprising.

Dude 1 : Aww, come on. Im sure you will pull it off too.

Scarlett Johansson'd by Motorbotboobs April 9, 2011

Johannsen 

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

Johannsen by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008

Dirty Johannes 

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

Dirty Johannes by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020

Danziger Johanson 

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.

You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

Danziger Johanson by Danziger Johansonn May 9, 2018

Den Johannes machen 

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

Den Johannes machen by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX 

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022