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johnessa
A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
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JohnDoeSS • Johndess • John Doe Song • johnessa • johndreis • Johnesse • johnessia • Johnfession • Johnklessing • Johnless
johnnesse
I want to be Johnnesse.
johndoe
johndoe by johndoe1545 July 22, 2018
johnessa
Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013
Johnfession
a special task Johnologists have the oppurtunity of doing when they commit sklins. Johnfessions take place in porter pottys.
Johnfession by blokzberry July 11, 2006
Johndess
I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.
A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp
son of olga and dimitri
When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm
gorenstein
A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp
son of olga and dimitri
When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm
gorenstein
"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"
Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline
Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline
Johndess by Buk Lau whoeversusng this is a August 6, 2011
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