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johnessa 

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
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Johnesha 

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

jahnessa 

A beautiful, lovely, intelligent girl. She is very sexy, and is loyal to both her boyfriend and bestfriend. She is perfect. If you dont know a Jahnessa, you have issues dude... Also, she loves to dance and sing.
Oh my, that girl is such a Jahnessa.
jahnessa by yolo_swag_2013 December 23, 2013
Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan
Jonessa is very unique and cool.
jonessa by Annyimois July 30, 2018

Jahnessa Wichers 

Weird person sitting in front of you in Drivers Ed
Ew is that Jahnessa Wichers?! She's so weird!
Jahnessa Wichers by Frosty55 October 25, 2019

johnasia 

Queen Lowkey! Independent! Hard-working! All about that dollar..
More women need to be like Johnasia
johnasia by Kdot December 21, 2016
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