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Johndess 

I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.

A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp

son of olga and dimitri

When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm

gorenstein
"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"

Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline
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johnessa 

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

johnnesse 

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.
I want to be Johnnesse.
johnnesse by Strengths December 19, 2016

johnessa 

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
"I would marry a girl like johnessa"
johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

Johnfession

a special task Johnologists have the oppurtunity of doing when they commit sklins. Johnfessions take place in porter pottys.
I must get rid of my sklin by going to Johnfession.
Johnfession by blokzberry July 11, 2006

johnessia 

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.
Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty
johnessia by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

JohnDoeSS 

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JohnDoeSS is a server side
JohnDoeSS by Thesvage2223q1 April 26, 2020
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