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I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.

A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp

son of olga and dimitri

When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm

"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"

Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline
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