Basically, some bloke who has no Johnkless but he rlly wants to Jonk but he is so fucking Ugly blud cant even use a sonk cuz it implodes before he touches it.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.