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elton johndis disease
A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.
elton johndis disease by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022
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johndreis • john dreiling • Johnreid • Johnreil • Johndering • Johndess • Johnditis • JohnDoeSS • johndrex • johnkris
johndrex
Johndrex is so cute.
Johndrex is charoting him.
Johndrex is charoting him.
johndrex by charotakolangtohh June 10, 2021
Johndess
I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.
A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp
son of olga and dimitri
When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm
gorenstein
A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp
son of olga and dimitri
When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm
gorenstein
"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"
Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline
Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline
Johndess by Buk Lau whoeversusng this is a August 6, 2011
Johnreid
Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.
2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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