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A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates

About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

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johnessa

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare

"I would marry a girl like johnessa"

johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

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Johnesha

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.

boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect

Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

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jahnessa

A beautiful, lovely, intelligent girl. She is very sexy, and is loyal to both her boyfriend and bestfriend. She is perfect. If you dont know a Jahnessa, you have issues dude... Also, she loves to dance and sing.

Oh my, that girl is such a Jahnessa.

jahnessa by yolo_swag_2013 December 23, 2013

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jonessa

Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan

Jonessa is very unique and cool.

jonessa by Annyimois July 30, 2018

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Jahnessa Wichers

Weird person sitting in front of you in Drivers Ed

Ew is that Jahnessa Wichers?! She's so weird!

Jahnessa Wichers by Frosty55 October 25, 2019

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Jahnessa

Jahnessa is a girl who makes everyone uncomfortable. She’s beautiful, and very good with makeup, she’s a girl who has been through a lot in her past , so Jahnessa will take her anger out on lots of people. Jahnessa is a good friend, if you actually are able to become friends with her. She sets high standards for people and when they do something she doesn’t like Jahnessa will flip out. She is a good girlfriend when she wants to be, but she also can be very hard to be with. She’s very good with threats and she has a great fashion sense. Go find yo self a Jahnessa wooohoooo.

Look here comes Jahnessa

Jahnessa by Behonesthonestly May 8, 2018

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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