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johnessa 

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
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johnnesse 

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.
I want to be Johnnesse.
johnnesse by Strengths December 19, 2016

O'johnease 

1.Typical black girl name.

2.One who comes from the projects
3.Uses "Q" instead of "g" when typing
4.Ends every sentence with "lyke"
5.Usually uses "flex" when doing something with friends
1. "Y3@h niqquh! d@t bitch O'johnease q0t @ c@k3 lyk3!"
2. " Bitch! I'm from dah ghetto lyke! nah mean?"
3. qoinqq tew dah mall
4. Nah b! lyke I be on dat football stautus lyke!
5.LYke mall flex layta wiff dah cr3w. #R F T.
O'johnease by bootycall813 June 29, 2011

johnessa 

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
"I would marry a girl like johnessa"
johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013
the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.
Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.
johnese by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

johnessia 

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.
Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty
johnessia by Rude and mean February 22, 2017
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