John Waters
Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.
John Waters by tyler holmes April 27, 2006
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John Waters
1. Slang term for a pencil moustache.
2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.
3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.
4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.
2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.
3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.
4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.
1. The John Waters is a risky moustache, while it can be regarded as debonair it can just as easily exude a sleazy or villainous look.
"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."
2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."
3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."
"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"
4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"
"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."
2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."
3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."
"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"
4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"
John Waters by TheUrbanSamuelJohnson May 28, 2010
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John Walters
The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one. Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists." Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream. The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.
John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
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John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."
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