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John Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and he’s trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say he’s now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like he’s always doing one of the two.
Person1: “I hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and he’s pretty gross. I’m sick of hearing ‘waiting on the world to change’”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”
by URprettyCoolyeahIsaidit July 24, 2019
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
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John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 09, 2005
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To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over
Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
by LaBeaner April 08, 2010
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My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow
by Austin BJ August 03, 2010
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