John's Banana 

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.

Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*

John's Banana by Chittaphon April 28, 2021

John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.

John's mom by Drew January 24, 2005

John's Law

John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John

Told you she's a dyke!!... Classic case of John's Law

John's Law by Cheese Birthday August 6, 2010

John's Creek

It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.

Girl: "where are you from?"

Guy: "John's Creek"

Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"

Guy: "no i just have mids"

Girl: "oh"

John's Creek by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011

John's river face 

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

John's river face by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

John's Revenge 

John's Revenge is a mass site that exploits his ex girlfriend, Julie. To see the explicit videos, one must send the link to others, creating a mass chain of embarrassment for Julie. It's highly recommended that you avoid this website.

John's Revenge.

John's Revenge by Super Man That October 18, 2008

John S. Burke Catholic High School

Talk of the town school; where all the rich preppy kids go. Some of the biggest assholes/whores spent their days here, making their rounds with 6-8 people within the span of a month. Everyone can recognize a Burkie. Not that much to be proud of.

Burke, Goshen NY, John S. Burke Catholic High School

John S. Burke Catholic High School by wasteofmytime March 14, 2009