A woman with class, sass, and a great.... smile :) A great friend who is always there for you. Has a strange sense of humor and laughs at weird stuff. Loves to "snuggie" and rap in her spare time.

That girl spits great words, she is a Johlize!

Johlize by m-dawg beat masta January 25, 2011

johlyn

a chicken with kung foo powers

"i walked into the barn and a johlyn pecked my hissing pickle."
"a johlyn travled in a moped across the mexican border"
"i was sitting next to a johlyn when someone poked my penish and I flipped out, knocking down my chair, mauling the keybored and drooling all over the johlyn."

johlyn by SuperBJ March 6, 2007

johlie

Something super annoying Haylee Vernon made up and should stop saying.

Halylee sucksssss bc she made up Johlie

johlie by And Peggy!! February 1, 2018

johlida

Johlida is a one of a kind, super beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Her name is scarcely on any cups or key rings, due to the fact that there are only about two Johlida's in the entire world at this stage. Johlida is a real crowd pleaser in the best way possible. People respect her opinion and often attempt to please her. Sometimes Johlida finds it hard to balance school, friends and sleep. She is loyal, witty, has a great sense of humour and an above average intellect.

Sarah: omg Johlida is always too busy to come over.

Emma: nah she just doesn't like you, she will take time for you if she wants to, she came over to my house the other week!! Haha sucker 😂

Frank: Johlida has a great booty.

johlida by i know your life story son. June 21, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026