Vernon is a place in Sussex County of Northern New Jersey where kids think they are the toughest shit.
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people smoke pot in Vernon and think nothing of it, using words they made up such as "toke", "bos", "dank", "derb", "
beat", and "scrounge". There are almost as many
people who snowboard as there are who "token bos tos that dank weed" in Vernon. For every 25,000
people in Vernon, there is 1 African American. Vernon has 25,000
people in it.
Some
people think Vernon is the coolest shit because it features hit hang out places such as "The Flats" and "The A&P". Some also think they are B.A.M.F.'s because they get up in class and say "You know what homie, i don't give a FUCK yo this shit is just siiiick." and walk out of the class to 'toke some grass' in the bathroom and go home to their failure parents.
There are 4 kinds of people in Vernon: Bosers, Tokers, Not blacks, and Whites. Leaks from government intelligence suggest they will use nuclear missiles on the town of Vernon so that the stupidity and 'really dank weed' doesn'
t spread to anywhere else.
Yo, broseph, wanna come over my house and token bos tos that green
grass dank weed yah?
Hey, I just went to Vernon and I lost all dignity.
Person 1: Woah, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what was it?
Person 1: I think it was a
black!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, everyone knows there'
s no niggers in vernon
Person 1: Oh Person 2, you're such a funy guy. I don'
t know what I'd do without you.
Person 2: You'd probably bos tos toke yo.
Prick 1: YO BRO TOKE WITH ME BRO
Prick 2: FUCKIN BEAT ASS SHIT YEAH BRO