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JogMaster 

The brand of treadmill most notably used by Ralph Drabble.
June: "Hey Ralph, wanna run on the JogMaster with me?"

Ralph: "Sure, let's hustle!"

June: "Whatever you do don't let me bother you!"

Ralph: "This is great it's really burning me!!"
JogMaster by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010
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jokemaster 

Herr Seifert is a Jokemaster
jokemaster by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Jogsterbate 

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
Jogsterbate by Seconds_left October 9, 2011

DJ= Digital Jammaster 

DJ was once known as a Disc Jockey, but now we are in a digital Era and the name needed to be updated so behold to the revolution of Digital Jammasters.
Digital Jammaster Jam master DJ= Digital Jammaster

Jewmaster 

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.
It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!
Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008

jagmaster 3000

one bad ass mother fucker that gets more than enough pussy
yo, wuzzup jagmaster 3000, how was dat bitch you tore up last night?
jagmaster 3000 by shadowdick July 24, 2011
To fuck up immensely; to blunder; to crash and burn.
Jaden saw Rasheesh completely DogMaster the whole operation, causing the death of thirty children and losing his little junu rocket bike.
DogMaster by s0viet December 13, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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