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jenn-ocide 

when a girl named Jenn comes to a party and everyone else leaves
Dude, when Jenn showed up, there was a jenn-ocide, and now everyone's gone
jenn-ocide by GXi Skulls July 29, 2009
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jewnocide 

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.
The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!
jewnocide by Cameron G December 26, 2008
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Jenocide 

The extermination of all people named Jen, Jenny, Ginny, Jin, Jennifer, Jan, Janice.
Jen dumped me last night I think it's time to start my global jenocide agenda.
Jenocide by Drake V. January 8, 2009

Jeanocide 

The act of tearing holes with a sharp or blunt instrument, in any area of a pair of jeans, creating the stupidly fake illusion of being a bad-ass/punk.
1: Hey, nice pair of jeans, are they new?
2: Yeah, but look at them while you can because at skin-thirty I'm committing Jeanocide
Jeanocide by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011

Jenocide 

A catastrophical event in which a Jens goes crazy and begins mass extermination
Ah shit we pissed Jens off! Brace yourselves for a jenocide!
Jenocide by Moe Léstere June 15, 2021

Jennacide 

Am act of kindness towards someone
I just did a jennacide for my grandma.
Jennacide by Glizzieglizzard March 16, 2022

Jewnocide 

Genocide by Jews of Palestinians. It's genocide, but it's okay because Jews are doing it.
Israel just killed 3,000 children, but it's okay because it was a Jewnocide.
Jewnocide by Sammy Maguire December 8, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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