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When you get molested by a guy named joe
guy 1 : i saw on the news that a person got joelested

guy 2 : yeah his name was joe
Joelested by joesiah December 16, 2019
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The jolester 

A deadly creature that lurks in the night waiting for its prey
Oh no The Jolester is coming
The jolester by Sunbun1 October 9, 2017
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She’s a very sweet person, charming, and very beautiful. Her gorgeous looks makes every other girl look worthless. She is outgoing, has a great smile, and a great sense of humor, She is honest and loyal and she is EVERYTHING a guy could ever ask for. Anyone who rejects her just don’t got taste at all.
Joelese is the greatest there is .
joelese by Joelese January 15, 2023
From Chrisus Jeest, the spoonerised version of Jesus Christ, used as "im injured" when an ed ending is present.
I broke my arm bro, im jeested.
jeested by Makaierino June 2, 2017
This word is another word for being offensive such as “stupid”. It likely means you don’t like the person you are talking to or there personality. It could also mean you hate them in general or strongly don’t want them to be there
Did you really just say you hate me? YOUR SO JERESTED
When Joe goes ghost on you. Like he does on the regular.
“Joe was supposed to meet me 4 hours ago. Looks like I’ve been joested. Again.”
Joested by SoSalt April 12, 2021

joelette 

She’s a loser with no life and no bitches
People:look it’s Joelette she has no life
joelette by Poopyhead224 November 21, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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