Joested

When Joe goes ghost on you. Like he does on the regular.

“Joe was supposed to meet me 4 hours ago. Looks like I’ve been joested. Again.”

by SoSalt April 12, 2021

jaested

To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.

Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!

by Tyseng June 25, 2014

Joosted

When you’re extremely high

Yea joosted bro, you?

by Joosted October 12, 2020

Joosted

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out

Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves

by jjsbvsva May 3, 2020

Josted

To get revenge on someone who doesn’t know you’ve been keeping score for their behaviors.

It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.

As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.

He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.

by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019

Jousted

Falling for an etremely obvious trick, joke, or lie.

"How'd you hurt your ankle again?"
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!

by Russian Wizard aka...Rasputin April 9, 2010

Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B August 3, 2006