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The opposite of funemployment, i.e., having a job, which is problematic.
"I got 99 joblems but a career aint one."
Joblem by CyberSpace7 August 22, 2016

joble ve 

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles
Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!
joble ve by Jashon K. October 1, 2003
Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day
The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months
Jobless by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

jobless jon 

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.
Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon
jobless jon by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.
Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.
Joblessness by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011
When someone doesn't give a damn on what to do in life
Doesn't have anything important to do
Dude:He's so jobless, all he ever does is sleep
Jobless by Slimee0110 June 17, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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