Jizzy-Wiz

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".

Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"

Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"

by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

jizz wiz

A male man who creates a lot of jizz

Man... that guy over there is a real jizz wiz

by Phinn36 February 11, 2018

Jizz Wiz

A man in which creates a lot of jizz

Man.. that guy is a real Jizz Wiz

by Phinn36 February 11, 2018

jizz wizz

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm

"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Jizz Wizard

Another word for an asshole or dick

Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.

by mlpeck April 24, 2009

Jizz Wizard

A male porn star/ prostitute.

Karen has contracted herpes, I think she got it from a Jizz Wizard.

by Erushbass September 23, 2015