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Jizzhowley 

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves
Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd
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jizzrocket 

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.
Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.
jizzrocket by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

Jizztown 

A town, school or place that is full of jizzable people.
That school is an absolute jizztown, there is so many peng girls there.
Jizztown by Walkeeeeer April 13, 2011
Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.
Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

Jizzowats 

Level of power your ejaculation is. The power can be anywhere form 0-1000 Jizzowats
Wow when i was fapping my ejaculation was like 200 Jizzowats
Jizzowats by W.e. Man May 13, 2011

Jizzrope 

The rope that comes out of spider mans hands
Yo spider man has a strong jizzrope probably how he's able to swing around the city with them
Jizzrope by DarrkenedStarr May 29, 2017