Jizzowats

Level of power your ejaculation is. The power can be anywhere form 0-1000 Jizzowats

Wow when i was fapping my ejaculation was like 200 Jizzowats

by W.e. Man May 13, 2011

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

Jizzwatcher

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

by T & A September 19, 2023

Jizzawatt

Extreme exposure to jizz while in prison.

Q: What your butt's capacity in the prison shower?

A: 1.21 jizzawatts

by Hilaritytimestwo November 8, 2009

Jizzawatt

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

jizzopause

The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.

"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."

by Woogitface May 30, 2019