Jizzbow

The end product of giving a lady a pearl necklace. Instead of a bowtie, she receives a bow of jizz.

I was titty fucking Mary and I gave her a jizzbow.

by Conrad Phelps III September 28, 2009

Jizzbot

A robot who likes the jizz.

Ur mom is a jizzbot

by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009

Jizzhowley

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves

Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd

by Allan Black Howlett April 22, 2008

Jizzbonanza

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

by vgrd January 3, 2011

jizzbomb

(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink

Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

jizzbomb-bagboom

When you wank so much that your testicles explode.

Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)

by Leighmur May 26, 2006

jizzboarding

Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.

Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!

by Hugh Lloyd December 23, 2008