Jizzawatt

Extreme exposure to jizz while in prison.

Q: What your butt's capacity in the prison shower?

A: 1.21 jizzawatts

by Hilaritytimestwo November 8, 2009

Jizzawatt

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.

jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.

by pen15g0d September 22, 2018

jiggawatt

A common 1980s-era mispronounciation of gigawatt, made infamous by Robert Zemeckis's "Back to the Future" trilogy.

"One point twenty one jiggawatts!"

by Ross M October 2, 2004

jigawatt

Unit of power used by a Flux-capicitor.

"1.21 Jigawatts ! The only thing that can produce that kind of energy is.. A bolt of lightning."

by Woody Two Guns December 31, 2007

needs more jiggawatts

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.

Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

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Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!

by malcolmdog January 4, 2006

Jizzamathon

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon

"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"

by FapMonster October 6, 2011