2 definitions by Woogitface

jizzopause

The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.

"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."

by Woogitface May 30, 2019

Queeb

(N.) A mingling of queer (not necessarily gay, just odd), and "dweeb". Usually considered to be more intense and more disparaging than just "dweeb". "Queeb" is "dweeb" to the 5th power. Dweeb on steroids. Uber-dweeb. Or maybe a dweeb that smells like a queef.

"Get lost! This party isn't for you, you queeb!"

by Woogitface April 6, 2017