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Jizzlator

Narrator for an adult video but you’re also a part of it. So when you’re in the middle narrating the actors come and make you climax.
My friend Aaron is the Jizzlator for my favorite website.
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021
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jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.
jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.
by pen15g0d September 22, 2018
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jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!
by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008
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Jizznature

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.
Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.
by CLRS86 September 1, 2013
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Jizzgator

A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.
I found my buddy's nasty ass jizzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn't looking
by Khan. November 20, 2011
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Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020
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