Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009