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Jizzlatory 

A mix of the word Jizz and obligatory.

Its used when referencing to something so awsome, that it will make you cum.
Dude, the graphics in this game are Jizzlatory!
Jizzlatory by Ally Sways January 15, 2011
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Jizzgator 

A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.
I found my buddy's nasty ass jizzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn't looking
Jizzgator by Khan. November 20, 2011
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jizztory 

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.
Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008

Jizztory 

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.
"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"
Jizztory by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009

jizzfactory 

refers to someone's ball sack
she just kicked me right in the jizzfactory
jizzfactory by boonking August 6, 2011

JIZZtory 

Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
JIZZtory by Strobesauce May 19, 2023

jizzilator 

a racial slur for someone who jerks off and watches porn 24/7
that chase dean, johnathan grey,storm lewis and ji gaines are jizzilators
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