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Jizzinism 

To jizz upon an object, and or person.
We had a huge jizzinism at the party
Jizzinism by jizznaster42 October 14, 2008
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Jiminism 

Jiminism A phrase that use for park jimin crazy fans.

Park jimin is from boy group name BTS.
I am Jiminism into this era

Jiminism is my aesthetic
Jiminism by Jiminism June 3, 2018

Jiminism 

Words, expressions, or phrases directly related to or in reference to Park Jimin.
Jimining, Jiminstruck and Jimin-hearted are all Jiminisms.
Jiminism by Saranghaeyobtsforever October 16, 2019

Jizzinsky 

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)
On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.
Jizzinsky by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009

jizzism slap 

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.
My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.
jizzism slap by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

Jiminism 

Jiminism A phrase that use for park jimin crazy fans.

Park jimin is from boy group name BTS.
I am Jiminism into this era

Jiminism is my aesthetic
Jiminism by Jiminism June 3, 2018
Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.

The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.

To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.

Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
John: Your a twat...jizzism
Jizzism by jizztits March 1, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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