Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of
Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.
The sole belief of Jizzism is that a
person/being can do or say
anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the
world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the
Jizz all over your face.
Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base
camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.