A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.
Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.
You're gonna get the jizziness.
You're gonna get the jizziness.
by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009
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Get the Mind Your Jizziness mug.When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009
Get the none of your Jizzness mug.When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...
Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...
... (pause..... )
...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
... (pause..... )
...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
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Get the jizzness mug.A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.
I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.
by Jizznessman February 18, 2010
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