Jizzham
Used to describe an obese female (sometimes referred to as a hawg) that is easy to have sex with and will allow you to ejaculate (jizz) anywhere in or on her body
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Jizzlamic Jihad
To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010
Related Words
Jizzham • Jizzhammer • jizzam • jizzlam • Jizzamagoo • jizzhailer • jizzamapoo • Jizzamathon • Jizzamatism • Jizzamatropolis
jizzlam
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Jizzamortis
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”
“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020
Jizzamathon
When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.
Jizz-a-mathon
Jizz-a-mathon
Jizzamathon by FapMonster October 6, 2011
jizzam
1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
jizzam by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010
Jizzamon
The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.
Jizzamon by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010
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