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Jizzlamic Jihad 

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010
A deragotory slang term for Islam.
I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.
jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

Jizzamathon 

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon
"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"
Jizzamathon by FapMonster October 6, 2011
1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."

"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
jizzam by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010
The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.
Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.
Jizzamon by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010