Used to describe an obese female (sometimes referred to as a hawg) that is easy to have sex with and will allow you to ejaculate (jizz) anywhere in or on her body
Man it’s almost last call, I’m about to pound 3 shots and take home that jizzham at the bar Aaron banged last Saturday
by JIZZHAM November 8, 2018
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Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
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by knightly coriander October 16, 2007
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“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
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“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
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by FapMonster October 6, 2011
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the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010
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by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010
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