Jizzamatism Share definition Flag Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes. I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism. Jizzamatism by DrRockso March 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Jizzamatism mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch