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Jizzamatism 

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.
I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.
Jizzamatism by DrRockso March 18, 2009
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ajizzamatism 

the act during intercourse when one pulls out and ejaculates on his partners face and hits her directly in the eye.
I skeeted all over her face and accidentally gave her an ajizzamatism.
ajizzamatism by Randy Acosta August 31, 2007
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Rizzamatism 

Rizzamatism (Riz-A-Ma-Tiz-um) When a person with Autism (or a person on the Autism Spectrum) is charismatic, charming and is considered sexually attractive by people both on and off the Autism Spectrum combination of the words *Rizz *Autism
Person 1 "Bro.. did you know DJ Skeet is on the Spectrum?"
..
Person 2 "Really?!? He gets all the hoes

tho??"
..
Person 1 "Yeah.. he really got that *Rizzamatism*"
Rizzamatism by DJ_Skeet May 4, 2024

Rizzamatism 

Rizz - uh - muh- tiz -mm

Rizz + Autism = Rizzamatism

When you are on the Autism Spectrum but also have charisma and charm coming out your ear
Bro that Autistic Kid has like 7 girlfriends.

- Yeah. He's got mad "Rizzamatism"
Rizzamatism by DJ_Sk33t June 4, 2024
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