Jizzhammer 

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

Jizzhammer by marecia August 17, 2011

jizzhailer 

its like an inhailer but when u press on the button jizz comes out

rafik greiss has a jizzhailer he presses on it when he is stressed

jizzhailer by inhailer guy June 15, 2011

Jizzfarmer 

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop

I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.

Jizzfarmer by Jerandam June 20, 2008

jizzhailer 

an inhailer that ejects jizz when u press on the button

rafik greiss has a jizzhailer to calm him down

jizzhailer by inhailer guy September 24, 2011

Jizzslammer 

Slam jizz in someones face after orgasming in sexual intercourse.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GOD SLAM THAT JIZZ
*slams dick on the face*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You Jizzslammer

Jizzslammer by Big Muslim March 27, 2023