1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
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Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".
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bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr jizzam
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The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011
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At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
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