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1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."

"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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A song so good that you jizz immediately after hearing it.
That song was such a jizzam I don't even care that my pants are ruined!
by JoeyParty August 19, 2014
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Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".
(Girl walks by)
Guy: JIZZAM!
by Cody January 18, 2005
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when a male pe teacher is staring at u change in the locker room. originated from the p.e teacher mr chisam
bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr jizzam
by monroeuknow March 03, 2010
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