Jizzful

When something's so good... you jizz.

Sometimes this is referred to orgasmic

Guy: That burger from Five Guys was just Jizzful
Guy 2: Yeah i took a bite and jizzed.

by AwesomevanBuuren April 20, 2010

Jizzful

When something is so good and beautiful that you jizz in your pants.

I was watching Death Note and i had a very jizzful experience.

by The isdvjndvsuni May 11, 2014

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

jizzflop

1. (n) A flipflop covered in semen used for the purpose of slapping other people with it.

2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.

3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.

Gabe, who lives on the 2nd floor of a college dorm, was masturbating in the shower of the 3rd floor. Benny took his towel & clothes in revenge and his roommate put them in the common room down the hall. Gabe then retaliated by ejaculating on a flipflop and slapping Benny and Tootsum with the jizzflop.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."

by Tootsum March 5, 2012

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006

Jizzflection

The act of being so turned on by your own reflection that you jizz on the mirror.

Got so bored fucking my Mrs that I went to the bathroom for a jizzflection.

by jaseyd September 2, 2014

Jizzfuck

Cumming on your computer so hard it spasms and shuts down.

"Me and him had such good e-sex, he jizzfucked his computer and logged off"

by Ayayachan January 16, 2010