Jizzfuck

Cumming on your computer so hard it spasms and shuts down.

"Me and him had such good e-sex, he jizzfucked his computer and logged off"

by Ayayachan January 16, 2010

jazzfucked

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men

Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.

by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizzbucket

A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.

Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.

Fabio became such an expert he could hit the jizzbucket from across the room.

by scodder April 24, 2010

Jizzbucket

A common reference to a human race populant. Plural: Jizzbuckets.

"We are morbid Jizzbuckets who like to watch people's lives go down the toilet" - Jim Norton

by wildturkey February 20, 2013

Jizzsucker

1.) The last name of Spurlock Ag-Lime's new female attatchment, Mrs. VJ

2.) The act of sucking jizz out of a healthy or diseased penis.

Example 1.) VJ's initials stand for Venereal Jizzsucker.

Example 2.) Tyson's girlfriend VJ is a venereal jizzsucker who gets most of her protein supplement from his herpes infested cock secretions.

by HonestTruthBeKnown June 21, 2009

dirty jizzbucket

A filthy whore that let’s anyone Jizz all over them by the loads an rubs it all over .

PHIL and JAIME go down to the Chinese massage parlor every weekend and get the full back room service including the dirty Jizzbucket , they are disgusting asf

by D. J July 20, 2023