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A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.
I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.
jizzoon by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007
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A person or persons who throw seamen at people or objects
(jiz) as in seamen
(lobber) as in to throw.
ha daves a jizlobber see how far he can throw that stuff
jizlobber by GoreBoy November 10, 2008
the loser or least intelligent member of the crew, can be used as if it is a proper noun. Abbreviated by Jig
yo tell Jigloo to smarten up

man i hate when Jig says stupid shit like that
jigloo by mrwiggles2001 November 15, 2010
Jizlocks are basically Dreadlocks that use Jiz as the prime binding agent.
Mary asked me if i could give her jizlocks.... we worked on them all night.
Jizlocks by Jon448 April 8, 2012
After receiving a large shot of Jizz into your anus, you need to poo it back out in the form of a Jizzoo
After that massive anal cream pie I couldn’t shake the feeling I was going to shit my pants… it was sorted after a Jizzoo cleared me out
Jizzoo by Silvery fox June 20, 2021

jizzooka 

A man who is able to ejaculate with great distance; the penis used to ejaculate a great distance; the act of ejaculating at a great distance.
That guy is a total jizzooka! He pulled out and spooged everywhere!
jizzooka by Dorfner666 June 21, 2017
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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