Jizloo

Camping in an igloo and masturbating. The cold air of the igloo will hit your warm penis and create a steam that fills the igloo creating a jizloo.

Daren went out to get some breakfast and we made a jizloo.

"Close the door Daren we're jacking off in our jizloo!"

by jizloo December 9, 2008

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

jizlobber

A person or persons who throw seamen at people or objects
(jiz) as in seamen
(lobber) as in to throw.

ha daves a jizlobber see how far he can throw that stuff

by GoreBoy November 10, 2008

jigloo

the loser or least intelligent member of the crew, can be used as if it is a proper noun. Abbreviated by Jig

yo tell Jigloo to smarten up

man i hate when Jig says stupid shit like that

by mrwiggles2001 November 15, 2010

Jizlocks

Jizlocks are basically Dreadlocks that use Jiz as the prime binding agent.

Mary asked me if i could give her jizlocks.... we worked on them all night.

by Jon448 April 8, 2012

Jizzoo

After receiving a large shot of Jizz into your anus, you need to poo it back out in the form of a Jizzoo

After that massive anal cream pie I couldn’t shake the feeling I was going to shit my pants… it was sorted after a Jizzoo cleared me out

by Silvery fox June 20, 2021

jizzooka

A man who is able to ejaculate with great distance; the penis used to ejaculate a great distance; the act of ejaculating at a great distance.

That guy is a total jizzooka! He pulled out and spooged everywhere!

by Dorfner666 June 21, 2017