jizzooka Share definition Flag A man who is able to ejaculate with great distance; the penis used to ejaculate a great distance; the act of ejaculating at a great distance. That guy is a total jizzooka! He pulled out and spooged everywhere! jizzooka by Dorfner666 June 21, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the jizzooka mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch