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the loser or least intelligent member of the crew, can be used as if it is a proper noun. Abbreviated by Jig
yo tell Jigloo to smarten up

man i hate when Jig says stupid shit like that
jigloo by mrwiggles2001 November 15, 2010
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that hot girl is such a jigiloo
jigiloo by john stall September 15, 2009
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An expression of pain at having one's head violently squeezed in between a woman's thighs.
Jigoo first appeared on DV in 2007 on a clip Tim played of a scissor fetish porno. In this particular clip, a bald gentleman had his head crushed between the thighs of several different women.

During the video, the man produced a sound which was quickly dubbed "Jigoo". The spelling was debated for some time amoungst DV fans, but 'Jigoo' is now generally regarded as the correct spelling.
Jigoo by Ray Freak Jigoo Gibson December 16, 2008
a man who fulfill a woman's desire.
Desire of a young woman is to kiss, hug and fuck to a jigolo
jigolo by SAHILmaharashtra April 7, 2008
A greeting used on Distorted View. *Pronounced Jig-uu.
It's created from a clip played on DV of men's heads being squashed by chicks legs. One of the women pushed SO hard that one of the guys was like "JIGOOO!" and Tim Henson thought it was very funny.
Slowly but carefully it become the great for DV Freaks and now is used all the time.
It is often mistaken for Jagoo, Chigoo, Jigu and others, but Tim Henson agreed that it should be spelled "Jigoo" and most people agreed.
Caller into DV: "Jigoo, Tim..."
Hello- "Jigoo!"
Goodbye- "Jigoo."
Jigoo by Temari-fan April 19, 2009
Camping in an igloo and masturbating. The cold air of the igloo will hit your warm penis and create a steam that fills the igloo creating a jizloo.
Daren went out to get some breakfast and we made a jizloo.

"Close the door Daren we're jacking off in our jizloo!"
Jizloo by jizloo December 9, 2008
a) An expression of pain at having one's head violently squeezed in between a woman's thighs (a.k.a. scissoring).

b) An official greeting between freaks.
Bob: Jigoo, Tim!
Tim: Jigoo, jigoo.
Jigoo by Psyha December 20, 2008
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