jizoos

a very swaggy kpop content creator

oh you're not mutuals with jizoos? embarrassing luv

by jackyjoojoo January 19, 2021

Jisoosexual

only being attracted to KIM JISOO,come join us,why are u simping over someone who isn't KIM JISOO

"Hey!wanna go on a date"
"um ew no....I'm Jisoosexual and proud"

by yesIamJisoosexual October 5, 2020

jisooscatgirl

Tiktok star 🌟 🥰😍💕 ALWAYS gets banned and hated 😱 people block her out of jealousy 😔🤫
She's a lesbian 😳😟 Is a super mega flopp !! IS APPARENTLY "VERY TOXIC" and has no friends 🥺😣😞

Jisooscatgirl is definitely not a furry

by Pussylover172892 December 14, 2021

jisoos christ

jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.

"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"

by andioop_sksksksksk September 2, 2019

Jinoos

Jinoos is a brilliant soul casted away from the gods and heavens in an unknown land. She is a force to be reckoned with as she is an unknown entity. Everyone needs a Jinoos in their life as they are a crushed demon ready to be unleashed to fulfill your desires. She laughs like a person choking on a snorkel 🤿 while also being the greatest person created as she will succeed over everyone and rule the world. She is the alpha and will come for you and dominate your world. She knows how to assert dominance as she shits with the door open for the world to see. She will stare into your soul blankly without hesitation and she will be the most ludicrous thing created. Jinoos will save the world and dominate you, you little omegas. 🤬

I aspire to be fulfilled by Jinoos.

by Therealisagiyoichi October 22, 2023

Jisoos

An inside joke for Carat, the fandom name for South Korean boy band, Seventeen, formed by Pledis Entertainment.
Refers to Jesus. Fellow fans may tell one who read smut, 'You need Hong Jisoos'.
Joke formed after Hong Jisoo (Joshua) of Seventeen dressed as a priest.

"Gosh I read so much smut last night...FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!"
"Oh lord jisoos, please forgive this poor Carat."

"You need Jisoos!"

by SugaStoleYourJams May 19, 2018

jisoosexual

being Jisoosexual means you can ONLY be attracted to KIM JISOO,I mean this girl can steal ur man AND ur girl,I don't make the rules

"Hey!wanna go on a date"
um ew no..I'm Jisoosexual!"

by yesIamJisoosexual October 5, 2020