Jinglebeard

Placing Christmas ornaments in one's beard to spread holiday cheer whenever a pussy they are near.

Did you hear what Tom did? He jinglebearded Stacy's mom!

by Mr. Redwings February 2, 2016

Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.

Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?

by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011

Jingletard

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.

Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!

by Pentarix December 11, 2003

jingleberry

The little ass shit berries that hang off of your rectum while you are taking a crap.

Last night I had a huge jingleberry that wouldn't come off while I was taking a shit

by homestepo November 12, 2014

Jingleberry

Another term for a testicle during a time of festivities.

While setting up the nativity scene, I fell on top of the ceramic baby Jesus and hurt my jingleberry.

by Gently Touched February 9, 2017

Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries

"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."

by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

jingleberry

An adverting jingle that gets stuck in your head. An unwanted piece of music that it is harder to shake than a dingleberry stuck to your short hairs. A tune wedgie or earwig with commercial purposes.

What's that you are humming?

Oh man. I was watching football all weekend and now I got a Chevy Truck jingleberry. "It is OUR country...." Just shoot me.

by david Somers March 11, 2007