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desert jellies
According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.
This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
a Jill job
a Jill job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
Jillian
With this name, there’s not a set place to start. Said to be gifted with the power of a goddess, Jillian walks with a sense of power or swagger. She is completely sarcastic and witty, loving all kinds of jokes. Jillian is very protective over the ones she loves and would go to the ends of the earth with them. If you get on her bad side, she still treats you with the utmost respect for your point of view. Jillian prefers guy friends over gal friends, and really appreciates the simple things in life. She loves music with a burning passion and you may find that she is an older soul. She acts more mature than her age, but she’s able to switch back to childish youth whenever.
As for physical appearance, Jillian may be extremely self conscious, but act like she knows she’s beautiful. In reality, she is to other people. She may always see her own imperfections in her appearance and personality, so make sure you reassure her.
Jillian is strong and independent. She doesn’t need a boyfriend. She will never let a guy “have” her. She is her own, and her own, only.
As for physical appearance, Jillian may be extremely self conscious, but act like she knows she’s beautiful. In reality, she is to other people. She may always see her own imperfections in her appearance and personality, so make sure you reassure her.
Jillian is strong and independent. She doesn’t need a boyfriend. She will never let a guy “have” her. She is her own, and her own, only.
Jillian by Ace+Of+Spades June 18, 2019
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013
Jilling-off
Jilling-off is a slang term for female masturbation. Jilling-off is the female equivalent of a male jacking-off.
I learned to start knocking after I walked in on my roommate, violently jilling-off with her vibrator.
Jilling-off by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016
jilling off
jilling off by whatadickhead August 4, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"