Jigwalking 

The strange half-dancing black people do when crossing the street.

"Damn Tyrell, stop jigwalking and get yo ass across the street."

Jigwalking by Ev1lInc March 9, 2024

nigwalking

The typical method for ghetto citizens to cross the road. Usually done in heavy traffic, often with a stroller or toddler on the shoulders of the nigwalker.

Never performed at a crosswalk or other meaningful place -- these are tools of The Man and must be avoided. Must be done casually as if crossing your living room.

Advanced nigwalkers will dart out from between two parked cars. Hit them and you will be sued for all you're worth.

"Godammit, I almost ran over that coon nigwalking with his niglet."

"Jaywalking if for honkies. Nigwalking is keeping it real."

nigwalking by spamsashimi February 23, 2013

JayWalking 

When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged

Jaywalking is ilegal

JayWalking by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009

Joywalking 

Joywalking: essentially the martial law equivalent to jaywalking where the prisoner takes more walks than is reasonably permitted

I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles

Joywalking by BootLiquor March 29, 2020

jaywalking 

A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.

"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.

jaywalking by navyblue January 12, 2007

jaywalking 

A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.

The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.

jaywalking by pianodon July 13, 2010

JKwalking 

When someone starts to jaywalk- but changes their mind halfway through, then proceeds to turn around and walk back to where they started.

Ugh, I hate it when I drive downtown and see people JKwalking.

JKwalking by KMBee1995 October 29, 2015